The gullibility of some people never ceases to amaze me. It appears that there are some diarists at DailyKos who have a slight difficulty separating fantasy from reality, believing that real life imitates South Park. One such diarist has warned his fellow nutroots to remember to bring an extra pair of underwear if attending the Democratic National Convention in Denver this year because of fear of the “crap cannon”.

If you feel inclined to protest the Democratic National Convention in Denver this year, you might want to bring an extra set of underwear with you – and you may want to pack a bottle of Kaopectate™ as well.

The word is out. Political activists who’ve planned protests and rallies at the upcoming Democratic National Convention in Denver are anticipating the use of a crowd control weapon known as the “crap cannon” that could be used against them. Also referred to as “Brown Note” the weapon is believed to emit an infrasound frequency capable of debilitating a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

I guess it was only a matter of time before they’d come up with a way to embarrass protesters who dare to exercise their First Amendment rights, but this is ridiculous. (if not unhealthy)

Despite tests which have shown the “Brown Note” to be nothing more than an urban legend, they no it is real because they have seen it on South Park.

Amazingly this diary already has about a dozen recommendations, so I felt the urge to add my own. Nothing would be more fitting than to have a story about people crapping their pants at the top of the rec list at Daily Kos.

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