This week I learned about an obscure new phenomenon with the loony left. These liberal nutcases are now going through dumpsters to eat garbage and gather what they can find. I kid you not. Notably, they are not doing this because they are homeless. They are doing this because they are typical, ignorant, guilty, liberals.

Their argument is that we as Americans are wasting too much and destroying our climate. Therefore, they are going to solve this problem by going through our waste and utilizing things others throw away. Not only do these lunatics not understand basic economics, but they think they will change the temperature of the Planet by diving in a trash bin.

The fact that people are able to throw away items that they do not want demonstrates how much prosperity capitalism has actually brought to this Country. Moreover, I find it hysterical that we are the only civilization in the history of the world where our poor people are obese because they eat too much. On top of it, they are throwing food away.

This craziness from the far-left demonstrates why we should never take anything they say seriously. Clearly “progressive” for them means living like a hobo and spending your days smelling like rotten eggs. While I am not going to stop this new fad, it is just too funny, this is precisely why we cannot allow liberals to ever get control of this Country. According to them, we all must sacrifice and feel guilty from our own successes. To relieve us of our guilt, we must be forced to do ridiculous things that in no way will actually accomplish its intended purpose.

The next time some progressive says we should stop wasting so much, tell that liberal to literally go eat $%&!

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